Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
is that a dick in a sweater?
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