On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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