I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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