If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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