I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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