so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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