what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
try to milk me bitch
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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