have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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