Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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