I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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