Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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