Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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