i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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