My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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