I feel like abortions should bother me more
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the day after is always just damage control
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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