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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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