Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He did a backflip because drugs
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