I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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