That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
