HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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