Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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