Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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