dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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