I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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