I bet he comes in French.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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