no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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