Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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