My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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