There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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