It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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