I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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