I faked an abortion last night.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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