i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I need moral support for this bender
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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