reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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