Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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