after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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