omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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