Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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