maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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