I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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