I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.