Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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