I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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