butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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