I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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