In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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