Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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