Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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