Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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