Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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