apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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