So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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